In the hope of fairness....



Just to try and be fair, just like our friends at Ohio 13 Votes, we will now endorse a republican candidate. And without further ado:


JOE ORTEGA

Honestly we're not even sure if he's still running. But his platform of cutting the already meager amount of money we're sending over seas ('cause that little Sudan thing is gonna blow over), punishing companies with a 15-18 percent tax for moving their jobs overseas due to the policies of his own party (ok... the democrats had a hand in it too but COME ON!), backing Bush's winner of a health care plan, and for being against all terrorism (that's my fave) really sold us on how well he will compete against whom ever wins the democratic primary.

Here's to you Joe, from one dark horse to another, we raise our beers and our guns in strong salute. Go get 'em big man... go get 'em.